Oh my god I am such a moron. I only just realized Tom Hiddleston played Fitzgerald. UGH TOM IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN’T DO TBQH.

I hate everyone.

side-of-awesome replied to your post: I think I need to step away from the internet. All…

Get the shield tattoo. Just like right over your vag. So like. Only real patriots can get into your chamber of commerce! Only a real American hero can get into your oval office.

Tammy won the night everybody. You can go home now.

Mark Reads ‘50 Shades of Grey’

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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

thestormispassingover:

itscandidlycara:

yarndere:

mrs-phillips:

itscandidlycara:

haydenandcara:

Your Facebook Profile Makes Me Hate You.

Wherein Cara tells you how much she hates your Facebook.

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Sorry about the belatedness of this vlog, (it was finals week! Ahh!) Anyway, watch my face talk about how much I hate most people’s Facebook (and why you probably would hate mine as well.)

You are literally me

I instantly sensed when she mentioned music that she was going to say Radiohead. We stereotypical music elitists can recognize each other, you see.

Ahahaha look okay. <3

Cara you remind of John Green

like a lot